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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?

He is given his last chance to run away.

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Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes looked at the girl and said, “maaa!”.

The girl asked the baby fly,”main tumhari maa nahin hoon, phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?”
The fly replied, “kyon kye maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.”
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ?
Socho !!
Are yaar thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ?  Thik hai, jawaf chahate ho to
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawae par,
pata chal jayega.
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Lawyer “When I was a boy, my ambition was to be a pirate.”

Client, “Congratulations ! you have been successful.”