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Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?

Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.

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A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?

He replied, “To avoid side effects.”

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What is ABCDEFG?

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
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Master to servant: “What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the floor? Will you keep it?”
Servant: “No , Of course not.”

Master: Then what will you do with it?
Servant: “I will spend it.”
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

Wow! New Underwear.
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Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!
Banta: Woh kya..
Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.

Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara
Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!