Tuesday, September 23, 2014

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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.
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Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.
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Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
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Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
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There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy
The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.
Fishing
When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.
The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh Gee Hoya?
The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee
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